Blagues Sur Mucicos..., On peut y aller Options

[thierry ecuvillo...]

la musique ma muse
je me sens en portée
je sais qu'on va jazzer
si elle sonne tro(m)p bonne

elle me joue du violon
et malgrés tout je luthe
c'est ma corde sensible
pas Fa Si le LA MI

je suis cloué au sol
un défit à la clé
dans cette folle cadence
au fur et à mesure

il me faut "mettre aux normes"
les idées qui me viennent
sans que mon "corps ne m'use"
inspiré, et souffler!

thierry ecuvilon: titre: Si LA Do MI Matrice
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[heral]

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[ptilou]

On relance ce thread avec un mode d'emploi utile pour la composition d'un BLUES... (source anglosaxonne)

1) Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."

2) "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."

3) The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes . . . sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound."

4) The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.

5) Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks.
Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most
Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft an' state-sponsored motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6) Teenagers can't sing the Blues. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues
"adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7) Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any
place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably
just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are
still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.

8) A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg 'cause you skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chomping on it is.

9) You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The
lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.

10) Good places for the Blues: a) Highway; b) Jailhouse; c) Empty bed; d) Bottom of a whiskey glass. Bad places for the Blues: a) Dillard's; b) Gallery openings; c) Ivy League institutions; d) Golf courses

11) No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old ethnic person, and you slept in it.

12) Do you have the right to sing the Blues? Yes, if a) You older
than dirt; b) You blind; c) You shot a man in Memphis; d) You can't be
satisfied. No, if a) You have all your teeth; b) You were once blind but now can see; c) The man in Memphis lived; d) You have a 401K or trust fund.

13) Blues is not a matter of colour. It's a matter of bad luck.
Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.

14) If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues. Other acceptable Blues beverages are a) Cheap wine; b) Whiskey or bourbon; c) Muddy water; d) Nasty black coffee. The following are NOT Blues beverages: a) Perrier; b) Chardonnay; c) Snapple; d) Slim Fast.

15) If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or getting liposuction.

16) Some Blues names for women: a) Sadie; b) Big Mama; c) Bessie; d) Fat River Dumpling

17) Some Blues names for men a) Joe; b) Willie; c) Little Willie; d)Big Willie

18) Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

19) Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a) Name of physical
infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.); b) First name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.); c) Last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.); d) For example, Blind Lime Jefferson, Jakeleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")

20) I don't care how tragic your life, if you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues. (même si c'est un MAC !!!?)

le point 20 me donne le blues...

[Miss Kiki]

j'ai trouvé mon nom de blues woman : Floated Fillmore Kiki!

[ptilou]

j'ai trouvé mon nom de blues woman : Floated Fillmore Kiki!  :laugh:

Prochaine étape :
"to become a serial tong killer in Memphis,
AND you've got the bluuuuuuuuuuuues..."

[Nemo]

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Non monsieur Héral, contre la lecture

[ptilou]

...mon nom de blues woman : Floated Fillmore Kiki!  :laugh:

Tiens tiens !!!!!!
8 janvier un jour pour chanter le BLUES...
BON ANNIVERSAIRE "FLOATED FILLMORE KIKI !!!!"

One more year
One more tear
One more decade
That's so bad
You've got the blues
In your blue suede Tong Shoes


(pour les accords : mi la si et çà ira...)


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[Miss Kiki]

yessssssssssss!!

[Nemo]

ça't fait quel âge Miss ?

Pffffffff

[Miss Kiki]

chuis plus côté a l'arguss, te fatigue pas